Um dia feliz

Era tarde de sábado, em um tempo que fica um mês entre o término com minha ex-namorada e o início de um novo namoro, e sim, eu não faço a menor idéia de quantos anos tem. Naquela época, eu tinha um pequeno apartamento que recebia o singelo nome de “cafôfo”, ou abatedouro, como preferir. Todas as despesas eram divididas com outro amigo meu, que utilizava o apartamento para os mesmos fins.

Como todo namoro, este também deixou seus efeitos colaterais: foram meses com nenhum flerte decente, investida ou pelo menos uma preparação psicológica das meliantes. No ato do desespero de ter voltado à estaca zero com as mulheres, cheguei até a pensar em executar o ato fornicatodológico com a ‘outra’ (sabe aquela mulher que fica te dando mole quando você está namorando? Enchendo o saco, mandando recadinhos, e parece que ela se apaixonou justamente porque você está namorando tal pessoa?), enfim, desisti por lembrar o quão chata ela era. Afinal, a sorte nunca está a nosso favor quando o assunto é este, veja bem se alguma mulher do estilo de Jennifer O’Dell vai ficar nos perseguindo.

Fato é que nestas horas, não resta muita opção se não recorrer aos amigos, e foi exatamente o que eu fiz.

tnasw04Muitas pessoas atualmente não acreditam em Deus, e sinceramente, eu também não acreditava, até este dia, pois sabia que não era por acaso eu ter conhecido este amigo, que me apresentou a deliciosa amiga de sua namorada, naquele maravilhoso sábado de sol.

Quando liguei para meu amigo, incrivelmente estavam lá, ele, a namorada e a amiga deliciosamente safada. Combinamos de ver um filmezinho, e claro, nós tínhamos DVDs de vários filmes estrategicamente excitantes no cafôfo.

No meio do filme já tinha rolado uns pequenos amassos, e a mão de Deus agiu sobre aquele camarada, quando nos expulsou do quarto para executar a 15ª arte divina.

Fomos a amiga safada e eu para meu quarto no cafôfo, amasso vai, amasso vem, as roupas começam a se espalhar pelo chão. Eu já estava de cueca e ela apenas com calça. Eu já pensando em como fui sortudo em conseguir penetrá-la sexualmente já no primeiro encontro, quando o maldito celular toca.

Era uma uma segunda amiga, e enquanto ela conversava vestia as roupas que estavam espalhadas, eu só pude ouvir: “Você está pertinho daqui, pera ai que vou te buscar.”

Logo pensei: “Puta que me pariu”.

Ela me deu um selinho e saiu. Fiquei mais ou menos uns 10 minutos deitado, triste e tentando convencer o Lemp Jr. a não suicidar. Foi quando ela voltou, abri um sorrisão mental, que durou pouco, pois ela havia trago a outra amiga. E os pensamentos rolavam em milésimos de segundos: “Pronto, agora me f*di completamente, nem amasso vai rolar mais com essa maldita amiga ruiva do cara***”

01coelhinhasdaplayboynacampuspartyfofocandoblog04Eu estava completamente abatido, mas não deixei a peteca cair, continuamos conversando e rindo bastante. Conversa vai, conversa vem, eu e a amiga voltamos a nos beijar, um beijo um tanto quanto caliente.

Enquanto me deliciava com os lábios carnudos daquela morena linda, senti uma mão na minha perna, subindo bem devargazinho à encontra do Juninho. Logo pensei que ela não estava nem ai para a amiga ruiva e resolveu aproveitar para dar uns amassos dignos, mas me enganei, pois aquela mão que subia delicadamente em direção ao “poste do destino” não era da amiga safada, era na verdade da ruiva safada.

Foi ai, caros leitores, que eu descobri que Deus realmente existe. A ruiva virou o meu rosto e começou a me beijar, enquanto a outra puxava minhas calças pernas abaixo, e quando as tirou, voltou beijando pernas acima.

Não preciso explicar detalhadamente o que aconteceu a seguir, afinal, este não é um blog pornográfico.

Foi o primeiro e único Ménage à trois da minha vida, e tenho certeza que nunca vou esquecer este dia. É por isto, que todo sábado envio a meu amigo um cartão de agradecimento por possibilitar a melhor foda de minha vida.

E você, tem alguma história especial para nos contar? http://useprudence.com.br/promocoes/

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A Prudence está com uma Mega Promoção de interesse de todo os machos do universo.

Conte porque a sua experiência de sexo foi a A MELHOR, onde foi e o que aconteceu, e concorra a 3 kits Prudence por dia durante todo o mês de setembro.

No dia 22, Dia dos Amantes, serão mais de 10 sortudos, totalizando 13 ganhadores no dia.

E pra dar um toque especial, aquela cereja do bolo ou, falando de sexo, o chantilly na barriga, no final do mês vamos escolher as 3 melhores histórias, e os vencedores levarão um Apple Ipod Nano 8Gb pra casa.

Participe: http://useprudence.com.br/promocoes/

Aliás, você já conhece o Twitsex? Toda semana está rolando uma tag sobre assuntos relacionados à sexo, se você tem um twitter, eu recomendo seguí-los. Os assuntos estão cada vez mais picantes e interessantes. Além é claro, de promoções exclusivas.

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Lemp é o criador e editor chefe do blog Coisas de Homem. É blogueiro por diversão e profissão desde meados do ano de 1300.

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