De acordo com os parâmetros do Homem, se divide a TPM em 4 fases.
Qualquer semelhança, NÃO é coincidência
Fase 1 – A Fase Meiguinha
Tudo começa quando a mulher começa a ficar dengosa, grudentinha.
Bom sinal? Talvez, se não fosse mais do que o normal.
Ela te abraça do nada, fala com aquela vozinha de criança e com todas as palavras no diminutivo.
A fase começa chegar ao fim quando ela diz que está com uma vontade absurda de comer chocolate.
O que se segue, é uma mudança sutil desse comportamento, aparentemente inofensivo, para um temperamento um pouco mais depressivo.
Fase 2 – A Fase Sensível
Ela passa a se emocionar com qualquer coisa, desde uma pequena rachadura em forma de gatinho no azulejo em frente à privada, até uma reprise de um documentário sobre a vida e a morte trágica de Lady Di.
Esse estágio atinge um nível crítico com uma pergunta que assombra todos os homens, desde os inexperientes até os mais escolados como o meu pai
– Você acha que eu estou gorda?
Notem que não é uma simples pergunta retórica.
Reparem na entonação, na escolha das palavras.
O uso simples do verbo “estou” ao invés da combinação “estou ficando”, torna o efeito da pergunta muito mais explosiva do que possamos imaginar.
E essa pergunta, meus amigos, é só o começo da pior fase da TPM.
Essa pergunta é a linha divisória entre essa fase sensível da mulher para uma fase mais irascível.
Fase 3 – A Fase Explosiva
Meus amigos, essa é a fase mais perigosa da TPM.
Há relatos de mulheres que cometeram verdadeiros genocídios nessa fase.
Desconfio até que várias limpezas étnicas tenham sido comandadas por mulheres na TPM.
Exagero à parte, realmente essa é a pior fase do ciclo tepeêmico.
Você chega na casa dela, ela está de pijama, pantufas e descabelada.
A cara não é das melhores quando ela te dá um beijo bem rápido, seco e sem língua.
Depois de alguns minutos de silêncio total da parte dela, você percebe que ela está assistindo aquele canal japonês que nem ela nem você sabem o nome.
Parece ser uma novella ambientada na era feudal.
Sem legendas…
Então, meio sem graça, sem saber se fez alguma coisa errada, você faz aquela famosa pergunta: “Tá tudo bem?”
A resposta é um simples e seca: “Tá”, sem olhar na sua cara.
Não satisfeito, você emenda um “Tem certeza?”, que é respondido mais friamente com um rosnado baixo e cavernoso “teenhoo.”.
Aí, como somos legais e percebemos que ela não tá muito a fim de papo, deixamos quieto e passamos a tentar acompanhar o que Tanaka
está tramando para tentar tirar Kazuke de Joshiro, o galã da novela que…
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