Simples amigo, Amigo de verdade e Amigo pra Carai

Em um mundo globalizado ao qual nós vivemos, somos rodeados de amigos. Cada um dele tem um papel diferente na sua vida. Mas, essa viadagen é assunto pra outro artigo.O que vamos mostrar agora são as diferenças entre seus amigos, por níveis!

Um festa na sua casa:

  • Um simples amigo traz uma garrafa de vinho para sua festa.
  • Um amigo de verdade chega cedo, ajuda a cozinhar e fica até mais tarde para ajudar a limpar.
  • Um amigo pá caralho bebe todas na sua festa, vomita no tapete da sua mãe e dorme atrás do sofá até 2ª pela manha, quando a empregada acha ele.

Você termina com sua namorada

  • Um simples amigo odeia quando você liga depois que ele já se deitou.
  • Um amigo de verdade pergunta por que você demorou tanto para ligar.
  • Um amigo pá caralho pergunta se você está ficando Veado, e te manda dormi ir curar suas mágoas com cachaça.

Conversas.

  • Um simples amigo quer conversar com você sobre seus problemas.
  • Um amigo de verdade procura o ajudar com seus problemas.
  • Um amigo pá caralho te leva para a gandaia e lhe paga todas.

Recebendo visita

  • Um amigo simples, ao visita-lo age como se fosse apenas uma visita.
  • Um amigo de verdade abre a geladeira a serve-se sozinho.
  • Um amigo pá caralho abre a geladeira e reclama que só tem Kaiser.

Depois de uma discussão

  • Um simples amigo pensa que a amizade acabou depois de uma discussão.
  • Um amigo de verdade sabe que a amizade não terminou com a primeira briga.
  • Um amigo pá caralho xinga sua mãe chuta, seu cachorro risca seu carro mais está tudo bem.

Presença

  • Um amigo simples espera que você esteja sempre lá para ele.
  • Um amigo de verdade espera sempre estar lá pra você!
  • Um amigo pá caralho te espera duas hora no bar até ficar revoltado. Vai até a sua casa xinga sua mãe chuta seu cachorro e risca seu carro tudo de novo.

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