Para você que trabalha sob a supervisão de um chefe, gerente, ou qualquer pessoa que esteja ali única e exclusivamente para fritar os omeletes em suas calças, pode nunca ter percebido, mas há uma enorme semelhança com sua namorada.
Ahn? Tá chamando minha namorada de subaquenta, barriguda, bigoduda e chata?
Não pequeno 14 (Nossa, alguém lembra dessa propaganda?).
Mas aqui você vai ver a lista de semelhanças entre seu chefe e sua namorada.
1 – Os dois acham que sempre têm razão. E ai de você se discordar!
E não é? Você pode estar certo em tudo, mas elas vão achar alguma coisa para falar que você está errado, nem que seja apenas por ter desarrumado o tapetinho do banheiro.
2 – Os dois raramente te elogiam, e quando elogiam, têm segundas, terceiras ou quintas intenções.
Me recuso a comentar isso.
3 – A última palavra é sempre sua: “sim, senhor” e “sim, meu amor”.
4 – Sempre tem alguém por perto dos dois, louco pra puxar o seu tapete.
Malditos sejam, mas o que tem de fedaputas nesse mundo não é brincadeira.
5 – Por mais que você trabalhe duro pra satisfazer os dois, eles nunca estão satisfeitos.
No caso da namorada é fácil: dá chocolate pra ela!
6 – Se você der uma pequena pisada na bola com um dos dois, leva um pequeno sermãozinho de 2 horas.
Desligue o “célebro” e seja feliz.
7 – Os dois odeiam quando você esquece das coisas.
Que coisas?
8 – Quando um dos dois te liga numa hora inesperada, pode crer que lá vem bomba.
- Alô, aqui é o irmão dele, ele saiu, quer deixar recado?
9 – Por mais que você se esforce, nunca consegue entender a cabeça de nenhum dos dois.
Ai, não entendo mesmo.
10 – Você vive falando mal, mas, no final das contas, depende dos dois pra comer.
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