Geografia do Homem x Mulher

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Geografia da Mulher

Entre os 18 e os 20 anos, a mulher é como a África :
Pouco descoberta, bastante selvagem, fértil, de grande beleza natural, com deltas e caudalosos rios de águas frescas.

Entre os 21 e os 30, a mulher é como a América:
Bem desenvolvida e com mercado aberto, especialmente para aqueles com muito dinheiro.

Entre os 31 e o 35 a mulher é como a Índia :
Muito quente, descontraída e convicta de sua própria beleza.

Entre os 36 e os 40 a mulher é como a França :
Envelhecendo com delicadeza, mas é um cálido e desejável lugar de visita.

Entre os 41 e os 50 a mulher é como a Iugoslávia :
Perdeu a guerra, esta marcada por seus erros passados e precisa de uma reconstrução em massa.

Entre os 51 e os 60 a mulher é como a Rússia :
Muito ampla e suas fronteiras não podem ser patrulhadas. Seu clima frio mantém à gente afastada.

Entre os 61 e os 70 a mulher é como a Mongólia :
Um passado glorioso e cheio de conquistas, mas totalmente sem futuro.

Depois dos 70 as mulheres são como o Afeganistão:
Todo mundo sabe onde fica mas ninguém quer ir.

Geografia do Homem

Entre os 15 e os 70 o homem é como os EUA:
Onde podem meter um míssil …………. metem-no.

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