Como NÃO chegar em uma mulher

Depois de ser brutalmente sacaneado em um dos posts por um de meus magníficos comentários cujo objetivo é trazer reflexão ao leitor (veja o post clicando aqui), resolvi mostrar que, apesar da feiura, típica de todo homem na minha opinião, posso passar alguma dica sobre como não se deve chegar em uma mulher.E foi depois de ver um vídeo muito interessante no youtube que tive a idéia de elaborar meu primeiro post aqui… segue abaixo o vídeo:

Link para o vídeo

Seguinte, realmente é muito interessante o vídeo… mas por favor, se você perdeu 4 minutos e 31 segundos da sua vida vendo ele, pelo menos faça o favor de não seguir várias dicas desse cara…

Tudo bem, elas podem não gostar de quem chega sem nem olhar, mesmo essa tática dando certo algumas várias vezes…

Tudo bem, você pode gostar de umas trocas de olhares antes de agir…

Tudo bem, você pode ser ruim nas palavras e preferir chegar dançando…

Mas sem fazer essa dança do acasalamento, isso aí pra mim tá mais pra matéria do Animal Planet, se a guria já deu tanto mole, não vai ficar dançando feito uma paca rodeando ela… se você já sonhou em chegar assim, já pensou em chegar assim ou gostou da idéia de chegar com a dança do acasalamento: “morra! Grato.”

Esse foi meu primeiro post, prazer, Ricardo Elias.

Lemp

Lemp é o criador e editor chefe do blog Coisas de Homem. É blogueiro por diversão e profissão desde meados do ano de 1300.

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  • Joabe Bueno Mendes

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  • Bom, não vou dizer q perdi 4 minutos na minha vida pq eu to rindo ate agora !
    Haha
    E como vc disse, ta mto bom pra passar no animal planet. Vamo mandar uma cópia pra La? Hahaha

    galera pra conquistar uma mulher bonita na balada não tem segredo não! Sério !
    Tem que saber chegar, né! demonstre uma boa primeira impressão, converse numa boa com ela e tal. Tente não ficar nervoso. Nós homens somos superiores em um ponto, não acham? Nós que tomamos a atitude, elas ficam só esperando!
    Conheço um site q tem mtas dicas de como agir e tal, acho q vale a pena vcs olharem lah. http://www.atitudedehomem.com.br =)

  • Perdir 4:31 da minha vida , rindo pra caramba . muito bom hehehe

  • cara gostei mt vcs tao de parabeins :)

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