É isso mesmo galera, o que vocês leram no título.
Uma informação valiosa dessa deve ser passada pra frente, imagina a situação:
Churrasco rolando, carne sobrando, mulherada chegando, e a CERVEJA acaba. Pronto, o jeito é comprar mais, mas quando você liga para o entregador, o fdp não tem cerveja gelado.
Pronto, fudeu tudo?
Mas é cla-cla-claro que não meu jovem, com este super ultra mega kit gelations your cervejation em poucos minutos você vai ter cerveja gelada suficiente para suprir as necessidades básicas de todo homem.
Então pega caneta e papel e anota ai… bom, melhor não, provavelmente sua letra é uma merda de feia também.
Mas anota ai em qualquer lugar.
Ingredientes:
- Saco de gelo (daqueles industrializados).
- 250g de sal (se você é uma mula, 250g é 1/4 do saco de 1Kg).
- 1 litro de álcool líquido.
- 1 mulher bem gostosa usando uma micro-saia (sem calcinha)
Atenção:
Antes de você prosseguir, quero alertar que você está mexendo com uma substancia altamente inflamável e nós do Coisas de Homem não nos responsabilizamos por qualquer acidente que possa acontecer ao utilizar essa fórmula.
Mas se você é homem, provavelmente irá ignorar as letrinhas vermelhas de atenção e continuará lendo para chegar logo na parte interessante.
Informações
O material que coloquei em ingredientes é referente ao tamanho de uma bacia comum, mas você pode usar essa formula em qualquer, maior ou menor, dependendo de suas necessidade, poderá gerar cerveja até na piscina do dono do churrasco.
Modo de preparo:
Coloque as latas e/ou as garrafas de cerveja na bacia, coloque o gelo, as 250g de sal, e jogue o álcool por cima.
Espere 3 minutos e já estará gelada. Mas isso depende muito da quantidade de álcool que você colocou, e a quantidade de cerveja a gelar.
Isso quer dizer, pode gelar até antes disso, ou alguns minutos depois.
Sempre deixe alguém vigiando, porque a cerveja pode congelar. E não seja uma mula e fique com a mão muito tempo na mistura, aquela porra é gelada pra burro.
Mas ai você me pergunta:
Mas e a mulher com micro-saia se calcinha?
E eu te respondo:
Se você não sabe o que fazer com uma mulher de micro-saia e sem calcinha provavelmente você está no site errado meu amigo!
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