Casamento não é felicidade, de acordo com os padrões normais, para se existir felicidade necessita-se da ausência de um ser gorduroso, fétido e enrugado ao nosso lado.
E como diz, aquela famosa frase, daquele famoso pensador, cujo famoso nome eu não me lembro, “Casamento é o dobro das despesas com o metade do prazer”
E pra encerrar o assunto. Fique com as diferenças entre Amor, Tesão, e Casamento.
Amor: Quando seus olhares se encontram numa sala lotada.
Tesão: Quando as línguas se encontram numa sala lotada.
Casamento: Quando vocês perdem a criança numa sala lotada.
Amor: Não importa se um dos parceiros não chegou ao orgasmo
Tesão: A relação acaba se um dos dois não chegou ao orgasmo
Casamento: O que quer dizer orgasmo?
Amor: Os dois se telefonam só pra ouvir um alô.
Tesão: Os dois se telefonam para escolher o motel.
Casamento: Um liga para o outro para avisar que vai chegar tarde.
Amor: Você esta interessado em fazer tudo “para” ela.
Tesão: Você esta interessado em fazer tudo “com” ela.
Casamento: Você só esta interessado no resultado do jogo de futebol.
Amor: Você escreve poemas de amor para o outro.
Tesão: Você escreve bilhetinhos de sacanagens para o outro.
Casamento: Você só escreve cheques de pagamento.
Bolo de casamento mais bem feito e realista do mundo.
Quero deixar bem claro que as opiniões aqui expressas, não são para serem seguidas, queremos mais é que você case mesmo, quanto mais homem casado, menos disputa eu terei.
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