Amigo que é amigo deve dinheiro pro outro.

No código dos machos, capítulo sobre amizade, parágrafo 3 versículo 19 cita claramente:

Todo homem tem o direito de dever dinheiro para seu amigo.

Aprofundando ainda mais no código de defesa do macho moderno, encontramos o seguinte parágrafo:

Com excessão de valores superiores a R$5.000,00, o amigo não possui direito de cobrar mais do que 3 vezes por semana para reaver o seu dinheiro, salvo em casos que o dinheiro seja pago em bebidas, aluguel de mulheres ou em caso de risco de vida, como estar perto do aniversário de casamento/namoro e a conta bancária estiver estourada com gastos excessivos em entretenimento educacional masculino .

Neste caso é óbvio que o amigo devedor deverá desembolsar o mínimo de 50% do montante, e o restante ser pago em cerveja.

Com todas estas informações sintetizadas acima, gostaria apenas de deixar um recado para meus grandes amigos aos quais eu devo (Sif, Tonobohn, Kuvasney, Fernando, Matheus, Kahian, Felipe).

Morram, grato.

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